Saturday, 10:20 Mood: window shopping
Mug shots
14 usual suspects. All 11 oz, all white ceramic, all guilty as charged. Bail from €13.90.
№ 3099Could Have Been an Email
€14.90
Charged with: For the meeting that ran forty minutes over.
№ 2638Kindly Fuck Off
€15.90
Charged with: Politely, but firmly.
№ 6255Per My Last Email
€14.90
Charged with: As previously stated. Twice.
№ 8308This Meeting Is Bullshit
€15.90
Charged with: Agenda: none.
№ 6194Decaf Is a Cry for Help
€14.90
Charged with: Check on your decaf friends.
№ 1226Monday Went to Voicemail
€15.90
Charged with: Please leave a message after the weekend.
№ 5817Out of Office, In the Kitchen
€14.90
Charged with: Auto-reply, but ceramic.
№ 4056Quarterly Fucks Report
€14.90
Charged with: The numbers don’t lie.
№ 4835Reply All Is Not a Personality
€14.90
Charged with: A public service announcement.
№ 3258Shit Show Supervisor
€15.90
Charged with: Someone has to run it.
№ 2199Tea, Actually
€13.90
Charged with: For the one person in the office who does not drink coffee.
№ 4385With All Due Respect
€14.90
Charged with: Respectfully, no.
№ 4098World’s Okayest Coworker
€14.90
Charged with: High praise, technically.
№ 2205You’re on Mute
€14.90
Charged with: Every day since 2020.
Nobody in this line-up yet.